About the Author
Hey dirtbags, I'm the guy who made this website! Name's Billie Enforcie, and that's the only thing you can call me. I'm a musician, programmer, and occasional writer, living my best life, eating your mom's cooch on the offseason from my illustrious career as a guy who tracks down wild hogs and punches them with his bare hands until they're fucking dead, just a pile of red goo and bone fragments. This is my personal website, a place where I post web logs, my personal goings-on, and links to cool stuff I've found on the internet. It'll pretty much always be under construction, since I want to keep coming up with cool stuff to add, but I'll try to keep it as stable and usable as possible.
DON'T take a look around
DON'T email me at lefunnypickleman@protonmail.com
And DON'T tell me how cool I am or I'LL THROW ANOTHER HAMSTER REALLY HARD AT THE WALL.
Don't believe me? Just watch me do it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Hey man why do you fuck so hard.
A: Yeah dude idk I just can't stop fuckin
Q: Do you have a blog?
A: Hell yes I have one. It's under the BLOG section of the website with the BLOG header. There's even an Atom feed
Q: Are you a communist?
A: Yes :^)